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All posts tagged
military
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February 7, 2018Our Administration Could Spend $5 Million On Mental Health Programs for Veterans, But We Think What Veterans Really Want is a Big, Expensive Military Parade
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October 27, 2017[REDACTED]
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March 31, 2017Our Top-Secret Army BASE Uses Too Many ACRONYMS
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August 11, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Military ID Tag and Blood Type Tag
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July 1, 2016Names of Canadian Military Operations
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September 24, 2014If You Think Military Intervention is Unjustified Now, Wait Until You See the Instability It Will Cause
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May 13, 2013I’d Like To Take a Moment to Talk About the Plight of Drone Veterans
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December 10, 2012The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50: #53: James Walter
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March 20, 2012Things I Said to My Infantry Platoon in Afghanistan, and What I Probably Should Have Said Instead
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September 22, 2011In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 19: Disarming
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 22, 2020Is Your Child an Elder God, Fae Changeling, Keanu Reeves, or Just a Kid?
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January 22, 2020I Turned My Passion Into My Dream Job and Now I Sell Small Hats to Iguanas On Instagram
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session