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canada
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October 11, 2019If I Made Up My New Canadian Girlfriend, Then Where Did I Get All This Free Healthcare?
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July 1, 2019How to Celebrate Canada Day Like a Canadian
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September 21, 2017Monologue: I’m Diana From Anne of Green Gables and I am Fucking Drunk
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May 25, 2017List: Holes in Our Desperate Lives That Can Be Filled By the Return of Clearly Canadian
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November 30, 2016Monologue: My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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July 1, 2016List: Names of Canadian Military Operations
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November 6, 2014The Canadian Literary Scene Joke Book
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June 19, 2014Wayne Warren’s Border Security and Drone Building Camp
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November 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
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October 6, 2009E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 9: The Fall of the UAEDCFL
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
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