McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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Archive
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February 19, 2007An Open Letter to My Local Newspaper With Advice for When It Runs Its Next Two-Page Photo Spread on the Beautiful Colors of the Season
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February 16, 2007B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. XII: Galileo Was Right About the Stars
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February 16, 2007Mildly Disturbing Greeting-Card Messages
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February 16, 2007Things I Desperately Wish Women Would Say to Me on First Dates
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February 16, 2007Appropriate Reverence Along the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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February 15, 2007Competitive Horseback Riding Rule Book
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February 15, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 19: The Game That Was the Pride of New England
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February 15, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Ouch
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February 14, 2007Two Previously Known and 15 Brand New Closing Signatures, To Be Inserted At the End of Your Love Letters For Valentine’s or Any Other Day
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February 14, 2007Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go in Europe: Alexander the Naval Trombone Player: St. Petersburg, Russia
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February 14, 2007Tom Skerritt’s Speech to the Cadets in Top Gun Is Probably Long Enough as It Is
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February 13, 2007The Birthday Party Log of Ned, Born on February 29