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Archive
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February 28, 2023Soldier of Fortune Magazine Is NOT the Last Remaining Publisher of Dilbert
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February 27, 2023Gonna Pop These Overripe Bananas in the Freezer Until I’m Ready to Take Them Out and Throw Them in the Garbage
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February 27, 2023I Need My Prestige TV Shows to Make Me Feel So Bad That I See Hell
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February 24, 2023If You Give a Bear Cocaine…
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February 24, 2023Don’t Worry, We Didn’t Remove the Part Where James Has Sex With the Giant Peach
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February 23, 2023Fuck You, You Fat-Headed Roald Dahl-Censoring Fuckers
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February 23, 2023Obsolete Chain Restaurant Mascots
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February 22, 2023I’m the Neighbor Kid Offering to Shovel Your Walkway Because I Know You Can’t Say No
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February 22, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: John Freeman
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February 22, 2023Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to the Five-Monkeys-Jumping-on-the-Bed Parent Instead of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!”
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February 21, 2023Yes, Of Course I Know What Escrow Is
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February 21, 2023This Fantasy Hero’s Destiny Can Wait, He Needs Some Me Time