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Archive
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November 12, 2004Why the Lone Ranger Gave Up His Cell Phone
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November 12, 2004Why Hollywood Hates the Metric System
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November 12, 2004Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: … And What Did We Learn?
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November 11, 2004Things I Think May Be in My Mother’s Letter to My Husband That Arrived One Week After the Wedding
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November 11, 2004An Open Letter to My Eyebrows
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November 10, 2004Other Things Donna Summer Might Have Been Seeking When Singing “Hot Stuff.”
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November 10, 2004Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires
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November 10, 2004Rappers I Thought Were Asian
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November 10, 2004The Riddler Makes an Announcement
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November 9, 2004Sestina: Sestina for Elton John
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November 8, 2004On the Utility of Minneapolis-St. Paul as a Base of Operations for Various Well-Known Superheroes or Super Teams
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November 5, 2004Action Verbs to Use Sparingly on Résumés