The Whole 8.2296 Meters
4828.03 Kilometers to Graceland
182.88 Centimeters Under
Attack of the 15.24-Meter Woman
Celsius 232.778
The Longest 0.9144 Meters
21,000 Milligrams
November 12, 2004
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