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Archive
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July 28, 2004An Open Letter to Chris Robinson, Lead Singer of the Black Crowes
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July 28, 2004Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 9
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July 28, 2004What’s (So) Funny About Peace, Love, and Understanding
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July 27, 2004Levels of the Mercalli Scale of Seismic Intensity Whose Descriptions Roughly Approximate the Effects of Consuming a Commensurate Number of Beers
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July 27, 2004Possible Names for a Third Team of Pickup Basketball Players If Shirts and Skins Are Already Taken
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July 27, 2004Fake Samarian Gods Referenced in the Motion Picture Ghostbusters, or Surnames of Professional Hockey Players
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July 26, 2004Martha Ballard, Enlightenment-Era Midwife, Reviews Mötley Crüe, a Musical Group
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July 23, 2004Other Statements at Concerts That Caused Riots
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July 23, 2004Things I’d Rather Do Than Go See Catwoman
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July 23, 2004Free Zingers for George W. Bush to Use During His Debates with John Kerry
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July 23, 2004Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Steps for Heckling Success
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July 22, 2004An Open Letter to the Look on Our Leadership Consultant’s Face