Skirts
Skorts
Sweatpants
Part Skin, Part Shirt, All Man
Jodhpurs
Chests Painted Blue
Scantily Clads
Kilts
Speedos
Daisy Dukes
July 27, 2004
Possible Names for a Third Team of Pickup Basketball Players If Shirts and Skins Are Already Taken
As little as $1 a month ($12 a year!) goes a long way towards supporting our editorial staff and contributors while keeping us ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.