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All posts tagged
basketball
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June 9, 2020Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, As Demonstrated By Assembling a Portable Basketball Hoop In the Driveway With My Husband
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April 20, 2020The Coronavirus Crisis or the New York Knicks?
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June 20, 2018Pros and Cons of Possible Destinations for LeBron James in Free Agency
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May 16, 2018Incredible (Non-Basketball) Facts About “Playoff LeBron”
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September 1, 2016Feminist Basketball Teams
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October 27, 2015An Excerpt from the New Sports Poetry Book, Erratic Fire, Erratic Passion
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August 18, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: The World’s Most Private Memoirist: A Review of Character Driven by Derek Fisher
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May 23, 2014Poetry Slams
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March 6, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: The B-Ballin’ Corporate Synergist: A Review of The Winner Within by Pat Riley
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February 18, 2014The General Manager of the Philadelphia 76ers Apologizes to the Team’s Fans
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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September 28, 2022It Isn’t Misinformation If It’s Phrased as a Series of Completely Unhinged Rhetorical Questions
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September 28, 2022Let Guided by Voices Title Your Masters Thesis
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September 28, 2022Lyfjaberg Gets Taken by Eminent Domain
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September 27, 2022The White House’s Plan to Cancel Student Loan Debt Will Cost—Who Cares? Money Is Made Up and We Spend Twice That Much on the Military Every Year