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All posts tagged
basketball
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June 9, 2020Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, As Demonstrated By Assembling a Portable Basketball Hoop In the Driveway With My Husband
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April 20, 2020The Coronavirus Crisis or the New York Knicks?
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June 20, 2018Pros and Cons of Possible Destinations for LeBron James in Free Agency
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May 16, 2018Incredible (Non-Basketball) Facts About “Playoff LeBron”
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September 1, 2016Feminist Basketball Teams
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October 27, 2015An Excerpt from the New Sports Poetry Book, Erratic Fire, Erratic Passion
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August 18, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: The World’s Most Private Memoirist: A Review of Character Driven by Derek Fisher
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May 23, 2014Poetry Slams
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March 6, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: The B-Ballin’ Corporate Synergist: A Review of The Winner Within by Pat Riley
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February 18, 2014The General Manager of the Philadelphia 76ers Apologizes to the Team’s Fans
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November 24, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004 -
August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 18, 2020The Trump Aristocrats 2020
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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December 2, 2020“Home Away from Home Alone”: A College Admissions Essay by Kevin McCallister
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December 2, 2020The Catholic Church Is Modernizing!
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December 2, 2020Ten Reasons Why My New York Bodega Is Better Than Your 7-Eleven
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December 2, 2020Bryan Quinby, Singing “The Birthday Song” at Chuck E. Cheese