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All posts tagged
basketball
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June 9, 2020Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, As Demonstrated By Assembling a Portable Basketball Hoop In the Driveway With My Husband
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April 20, 2020The Coronavirus Crisis or the New York Knicks?
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June 20, 2018Pros and Cons of Possible Destinations for LeBron James in Free Agency
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May 16, 2018Incredible (Non-Basketball) Facts About “Playoff LeBron”
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September 1, 2016Feminist Basketball Teams
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October 27, 2015An Excerpt from the New Sports Poetry Book, Erratic Fire, Erratic Passion
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August 18, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: The World’s Most Private Memoirist: A Review of Character Driven by Derek Fisher
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May 23, 2014Poetry Slams
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March 6, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: The B-Ballin’ Corporate Synergist: A Review of The Winner Within by Pat Riley
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February 18, 2014The General Manager of the Philadelphia 76ers Apologizes to the Team’s Fans
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax