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All posts tagged
clothing
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January 14, 2020I Am the L.L. Bean Catalog, and I Have Chosen Pete Buttigieg as My King
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January 10, 2020Lies My Yoga Pants Have Told Me
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December 2, 2019I Am a Patagonia Vest Warrior Who Conquers Digital Mountains of Excel Spreadsheets
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September 26, 2019Thank You for Coming to Our Used Clothing Store to Sell Your Ugly Garbage Clothes
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July 2, 2019I’m No Ordinary Woman. I’m a Woman Wearing a Dress With Pockets!
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June 26, 2019Athleisure: A Modern Mystery
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June 25, 2019I Am the Quarter-Zip Merino Wool Sweater Here to Tell You, the Fleece Sweater Vest, to Step Off
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June 11, 2019I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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February 8, 2019Fashion Announces the Existence of Plus Size Women
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December 13, 2017When Do You Start Wearing Eileen Fisher?
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January 3, 2020Signs You May Be a Female Character In a Work of Historical Fiction
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director