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    by Rebecca Villanueva
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    A Garnet Hill Lady Does MDMA
    by Caroline Arden
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    Realistic Cold-Weather Clothing Options for Tweens
    by Janine Annett
  • October 16, 2023
    So, You Assume I Do Not Know of the Wide-Leg Jean?
    by Colin Heasley
  • September 27, 2023
    Just to Confirm, We’re All Still Wearing Shorts Tonight, Right?
    by Nathan Cowley
  • August 22, 2023
    We Invent Bullshit Words to Get You to Buy All-New Outdoor Equipment
    by Dan Kennedy
  • November 17, 2022
    I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter
    by Emily Menez
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