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clothing
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April 28, 2015What Your Favorite ‘90s Fashion and Beauty Trend Says About You
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October 27, 2014N0RmC0r3 Brand Jeans Care and Fit Guide
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August 15, 2014Now That Every Human Owns a Pair of Nike Free Sneakers…
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July 25, 2014An Open Letter to the People Who Decide Which Women’s Apparel Catalogs to Send Me
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March 12, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: Classic Million-Dollar Ideas for New Products Part 1: Apparel
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March 11, 2014Captions for Models in Knitting Catalogs
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November 11, 2013Introducing the Bon Iver “Skinny Love” Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants
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April 10, 2013Fancy Jeans are the Future of This Company
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May 4, 2012Airplane Passengers as Explained by Their Pants
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August 26, 2011An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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