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All posts tagged
clothing
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March 6, 2006An Open Letter to the Man Wearing a T-Shirt That Says “It Isn’t Going to Suck Itself”
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August 19, 2005Poorly Selling T-Shirts
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June 1, 2005An Open Letter To The Manufacturers Of Infant Sleepwear
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May 26, 2005An Open Letter to the Totally Impractical Size Chart for Women’s Clothing
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May 19, 2005An Open Letter to the Couple Who Found My Panties in Their Yard Last Summer
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November 3, 2004An Open Letter to the Gym Shorts That Are Not in My Gym Bag
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October 4, 2004An Open Letter to Low-Cut Pants
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July 27, 2004Possible Names for a Third Team of Pickup Basketball Players If Shirts and Skins Are Already Taken
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January 15, 2004An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall
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May 20, 2002Ways In Which the Midwest Express In-Flight Catalog Describes Shirts That Won’t Wrinkle
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June 4, 2021It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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June 16, 2021How I Saved Enough to Buy a House With My Parents’ Money
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June 3, 2021Honest Reasons Why Women Don’t Want to Go Back to In-Person Work
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June 23, 2021I Am “Wearing Pajamas at 7 PM” Years Old
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June 23, 2021I’ll Come Out of Retirement for This Top Secret Mission, But How Will It Affect My Social Security?
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June 23, 2021The Coronavirus Is an Engineered Bio-Weapon, But There’s Still No Way I’ll Ever Get Vaccinated
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June 22, 2021I Think Bill Gates Is the New Drummer in Our Early Aughts Cover Band