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    I Want to Defend Myself and This Shirt I’m Wearing Inside Out
    by Lucas Kavner
  • September 20, 2009
    An Open Letter to John Hennessy, President of Stanford University
    by Rudolph Delson
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    My Line of Children’s Slogan T-Shirts Just Isn’t Selling
    by Andrew Fleming
  • April 24, 2009
    Articles of Clothing That Go Well With Distressed Jeans
    by Colleen Doyle
  • August 21, 2008
    T-Shirts My Ex-Boyfriends Would Wear in a More Honest World
    by Laura Registrato
  • May 13, 2008
    A Pep Talk for the New Pair of Shorts I Will Wear Every Day This Summer
    by John Frank
  • November 4, 2007
    An Open Letter to My Across-the-Street Neighbor Who Always Does His Yard Work in His Scrubs
    by Mark Moskovitz
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