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Articles of Clothing That Go Well With Distressed Jeans.
an anxious sweater vest
passive-aggressive penny loafers
a letterman’s jacket full of regret
a belt suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder
SUGGESTED READSOpen Letters: An Open Letter To The Manufacturers Of Infant Sleepwear
by M. B. Jones (6/1/2005)
List: Comeback T-Shirts for “I’m With Stupid” T-Shirts
by Marc Tyler Nobleman (6/1/2006)
List: T-Shirts My Ex-Boyfriends Would Wear in a More Honest World
by Laura Registrato (8/21/2008)
RECENTLYI Have Signed the Guestbook of Your Charming Cottage By the Sea
by Dan Kennedy (8/26/2016)
List: Back-to-School Shopping List for Your Teenager Who’s Just Going Through a Phase
by Madison Seely (8/26/2016)
Doing Science: The Oxygen Crisis, or, Sometimes These Things Name Themselves
by Emily Helliwell (8/26/2016)
POPULARI Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
by Robin Lee Mozer (8/25/2016)
Do You Have a Child or Have You Just Been Followed Home By a Hyena?
by Kira Jane Buxton (8/23/2016)
List: Facebook Posts by People You Went to High School With Scavenger Hunt—Election Edition
by Derrick Fenner (8/23/2016)