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All posts tagged
clothes
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August 18, 2017List: 7 Outfits That Will Tell Your Therapist How You Really Feel
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March 1, 2017Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Abby Markson’s Hands Were Grimy
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July 8, 2016List: Things We’ve All Said In a Dressing Room
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May 5, 2015The Hidden Rich: My Closet Drama
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April 28, 2015List: What Your Favorite ‘90s Fashion and Beauty Trend Says About You
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March 11, 2014List: Captions for Models in Knitting Catalogs
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August 26, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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July 13, 2011Business Plan for Slutty Dresses
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January 31, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 7: The Young Man’s Guide to Wearing and Shopping for Women’s Clothes for the First Time
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December 10, 2010Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Lighting in the Victoria’s Secret Dressing Room
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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