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clothes
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August 18, 2017List: 7 Outfits That Will Tell Your Therapist How You Really Feel
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March 1, 2017Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Abby Markson’s Hands Were Grimy
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July 8, 2016List: Things We’ve All Said In a Dressing Room
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May 5, 2015The Hidden Rich: My Closet Drama
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April 28, 2015List: What Your favorite ‘90s Fashion and Beauty Trend Says About You
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March 11, 2014List: Captions for Models in Knitting Catalogs
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August 26, 2011Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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July 13, 2011Business Plan for Slutty Dresses
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January 31, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 7: The Young Man’s Guide to Wearing and Shopping for Women’s Clothes for the First Time
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December 10, 2010Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Lighting in the Victoria’s Secret Dressing Room
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 1, 2018List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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October 15, 2018Please Purchase My Personal Data From Me Directly
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October 15, 201819 Things to Know About Me, the Gay Male Sidekick in a Romantic Comedy
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October 15, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Travesty
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s