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clothes
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December 30, 2023Signs That You’re Ready to Wear Taupe
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June 2, 2023How to Find Your Size in Blue Jeans
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February 17, 2023All the Underwear I’ll Be Packing for a Three-Day-Weekend Trip
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November 30, 2022As the Oldest Person in this American Eagle Store, What’s My Duty in the Event of an Active Shooter?
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June 19, 2020Dads of America, as Explained by Their Pants
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February 7, 2020Who Are You Wearing?!?!?
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August 18, 20177 Outfits That Will Tell Your Therapist How You Really Feel
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March 1, 2017Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Abby Markson’s Hands Were Grimy
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July 8, 2016Things We’ve All Said In a Dressing Room
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May 5, 2015The Hidden Rich: My Closet Drama
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056