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All posts tagged
clothes
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April 24, 2009Articles of Clothing That Go Well With Distressed Jeans
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August 21, 2008T-Shirts My Ex-Boyfriends Would Wear in a More Honest World
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May 13, 2008A Pep Talk for the New Pair of Shorts I Will Wear Every Day This Summer
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November 7, 2007Memo To Imperial Advisers Re: Incident Of The “New Clothes.”
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June 1, 2006Comeback T-Shirts for “I’m With Stupid” T-Shirts
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March 6, 2006An Open Letter to the Man Wearing a T-Shirt That Says “It Isn’t Going to Suck Itself”
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June 1, 2005An Open Letter To The Manufacturers Of Infant Sleepwear
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May 26, 2005An Open Letter to the Totally Impractical Size Chart for Women’s Clothing
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May 19, 2005An Open Letter to the Couple Who Found My Panties in Their Yard Last Summer
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March 14, 2005Seven Items Found in Hugh Hefner’s Overnight Bag
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