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clothes

March 6, 2006

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Man Wearing a T-Shirt That Says “It Isn’t Going to Suck Itself”

by Richard House
June 1, 2005

Open Letter: An Open Letter To The Manufacturers Of Infant Sleepwear

by M. B. Jones
May 26, 2005

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Totally Impractical Size Chart for Women’s Clothing

by Claire Suddath
May 19, 2005

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Couple Who Found My Panties in Their Yard Last Summer

by Sarah Johnson
March 14, 2005

List: Seven Items Found in Hugh Hefner’s Overnight Bag

by Scott Leslie
December 21, 2004

Emotional Baggage: This Season’s Fashions

by Jim Stallard
November 3, 2004

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Gym Shorts That Are Not in My Gym Bag

by J. Mohan
October 4, 2004

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Low-Cut Pants

by Claudia Ginanni
January 15, 2004

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall

by David Bulley

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November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
November 5, 2018

Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?

by Dan Caprera
November 8, 2018

Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains

by Marco Kaye

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by Suzanne Yeagley