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All posts tagged
clothes
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March 6, 2006Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Man Wearing a T-Shirt That Says “It Isn’t Going to Suck Itself”
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June 1, 2005Open Letter: An Open Letter To The Manufacturers Of Infant Sleepwear
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May 26, 2005Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Totally Impractical Size Chart for Women’s Clothing
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May 19, 2005Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Couple Who Found My Panties in Their Yard Last Summer
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March 14, 2005List: Seven Items Found in Hugh Hefner’s Overnight Bag
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December 21, 2004Emotional Baggage: This Season’s Fashions
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November 3, 2004Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Gym Shorts That Are Not in My Gym Bag
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October 4, 2004Open Letter: An Open Letter to Low-Cut Pants
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January 15, 2004Open Letter: An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 14, 2019The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything