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All posts tagged
clothes
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March 6, 2006Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Man Wearing a T-Shirt That Says “It Isn’t Going to Suck Itself”
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June 1, 2005Open Letters: An Open Letter To The Manufacturers Of Infant Sleepwear
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May 26, 2005Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Totally Impractical Size Chart for Women’s Clothing
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May 19, 2005Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Couple Who Found My Panties in Their Yard Last Summer
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March 14, 2005List: Seven Items Found in Hugh Hefner’s Overnight Bag
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December 21, 2004Emotional Baggage: This Season’s Fashions
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November 3, 2004Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Gym Shorts That Are Not in My Gym Bag
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October 4, 2004Open Letters: An Open Letter to Low-Cut Pants
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January 15, 2004Open Letters: An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes