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All posts tagged
clothes
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March 6, 2006An Open Letter to the Man Wearing a T-Shirt That Says “It Isn’t Going to Suck Itself”
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June 1, 2005An Open Letter To The Manufacturers Of Infant Sleepwear
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May 26, 2005An Open Letter to the Totally Impractical Size Chart for Women’s Clothing
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May 19, 2005An Open Letter to the Couple Who Found My Panties in Their Yard Last Summer
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March 14, 2005Seven Items Found in Hugh Hefner’s Overnight Bag
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December 21, 2004Emotional Baggage: This Season’s Fashions
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November 3, 2004An Open Letter to the Gym Shorts That Are Not in My Gym Bag
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October 4, 2004An Open Letter to Low-Cut Pants
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January 15, 2004An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 28, 2020Yes, One of Nyarlathotep’s Nether-Daemons Escaped With Vital News From the Room of Gnashing Misery, But Is it Really All That Important to Hear Their Horrific Tale?
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January 28, 2020Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020
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January 28, 2020How to Find Your Correct Bra Size
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January 28, 2020Why Cover Letters Are Such an Important Part of Building a Miniature Town Made of Paper