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Nicknames For The Various Manners In Which A Shirt May Be Worn.
“Chaos Theory” (untucked; unbuttoned)
“Going Back For Seconds” (tucked in; sleeves rolled up)
“The Speculator” (button-down collar worn unbuttoned)
“Largesse” (under a sweater)
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