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shirts
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May 11, 2017Monologue: I Am Diane Keaton’s Crisp White Shirt
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October 9, 2009Monologue: I Want to Defend Myself and This Shirt I’m Wearing Inside Out
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May 20, 2002List: Ways In Which the Midwest Express In-Flight Catalog Describes Shirts That Won’t Wrinkle
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May 5, 2001List: Nicknames For The Various Manners In Which A Shirt May Be Worn
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant