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All posts tagged
clothing
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December 2, 2019I Am a Patagonia Vest Warrior Who Conquers Digital Mountains of Excel Spreadsheets
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September 26, 2019Thank You for Coming to Our Used Clothing Store to Sell Your Ugly Garbage Clothes
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July 2, 2019I’m No Ordinary Woman. I’m a Woman Wearing a Dress With Pockets!
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June 26, 2019Athleisure: A Modern Mystery
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June 25, 2019I Am the Quarter-Zip Merino Wool Sweater Here to Tell You, the Fleece Sweater Vest, to Step Off
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June 11, 2019I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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February 8, 2019Fashion Announces the Existence of Plus Size Women
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December 13, 2017When Do You Start Wearing Eileen Fisher?
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December 6, 201710 Ways to Wear That Little Black Dress In Your Closet
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December 5, 2017I Am Raw, Selvedge Denim
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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