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All posts tagged
clothing
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November 15, 2022I’m Wearing Tunics Now
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July 27, 2021I’m the Guy Who Wears Jeans in the Summer, and You’ll Never Get Me to Admit That I’m Burning Up
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April 15, 2021Low-Rise Jeans Are Back to Ruin Your Life
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February 11, 2021In Memoriam: Real Pants
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September 2, 2020Updated Guidelines for What Not to Wear After Labor Day
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July 17, 2020I Am a Pair of Eddie Bauer Cargo Shorts, and I Have a Tasteful Number of Pockets
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July 10, 2020We at Anthropologie Will Be the Harbingers of Racial Justice
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January 30, 2020Observations I Think Strangers Have When They See Me in a Carhartt Jacket
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January 17, 2020Other Jeans Besides Mom Jeans
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January 14, 2020I Am the L.L. Bean Catalog, and I Have Chosen Pete Buttigieg as My King
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