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Archive
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February 23, 2004Guestbook: Vermont Applebrook Inn, Lancaster Suite, January 1, 1999-May 1, 2001 (Excerpts)
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February 22, 2004Other Unfortunate Uses for Johnny Cash Songs
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February 22, 2004Duck, Duck, Goose
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February 22, 2004Hexadecimal Color Codes in HTML That Look or Sound Dirty, But Are in Fact Merely Colorful
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February 22, 2004Things Editorial Assistants Should Never Say to Senior Editors
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February 22, 2004New Age Statements From Breakdancing: Mr. Fresh and the Supreme Rockers Show You How to Do It! (Avon Books, 1984)
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February 22, 2004Possible Good Rock Band Names Inspired by the Korean Central News Agency’s Press Release Entitled “DPRK, Dignified Powerful Nation.”
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February 22, 2004Major Hollywood Productions that Kill Off the Only, or Only Important, Black Character in the Film
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February 22, 2004Reasons You Should Not Place Your Foot Onto the Street When a Car is Coming, Even If You Are Curious About How It Would Feel If a Car Ran Over Your Foot
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February 22, 2004New Movie Reviews from Ebert & Roeper
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February 22, 2004Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 11: Spooky
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February 19, 2004An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Yearbook Photograph