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April 21, 2022Our Hybrid Work Policy Requires You in the Office Twice a Week to Battle the Bog Man
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April 21, 2022Popular Pets, Ranked by How Much They Will Disrupt Your Sex Life
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April 20, 2022There’s No Need to Wear a Mask On This Flight—We’re Not Scared! Now Take Off Your Shoes in Case There’s a Bomb in Your Socks
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April 20, 2022Getting High as a Teenager vs. Getting High as a Middle-Aged Adult
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April 20, 2022I’m the High School’s Theater Director, and I’ve Precast Every Role in This Upcoming Production of Bye-Bye Birdie
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April 19, 2022Why Is This Classic Rock, and Where Did I Put My Glasses?
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April 19, 2022Thirteen Ways of Looking at Blackboard
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April 18, 2022Math Concepts the State of Florida Finds Objectionable
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April 18, 2022An Open Letter to College Students Who Don’t Read the Syllabus
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April 15, 2022Hello, It’s Me, Elijah. Who’s the Jerk Who Drank My Cup of Wine?
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April 15, 2022Modern-Day Passover Plagues
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April 15, 2022Jesus’s Tomb Diary