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February 24, 2022I’m Dying to Hear What You, Some Guy on the Internet, Has to Say About the Russian Invasion of Ukraine
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February 24, 2022Vladimir Putin May Have Launched an Unprovoked Invasion of Ukraine, But at Least He’s Never Asked You to Use a Same-Sex Bathroom
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February 24, 2022I’ll Baptize Your Son at the Y for $25
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February 23, 2022The Protagonist’s Best Friend Would Like to Stop Having to Shoehorn So Much Exposition into Their Dialogue
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February 23, 2022In Our Own Time: One Couple’s Fertility Journey: Part I: The Café
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February 23, 2022You’re Invited to My Birthday Fundraiser—Also, My Husband Is on the Supreme Court
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February 22, 2022Unfortunately, We Can’t Hire You After Seeing That 2010 Photo of You Drinking a Beer When You Were Sixteen
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February 22, 2022I’m Music Man Stan, and Daniel Tiger Isn’t Who You Think He Is
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February 21, 2022“My Coat, My Choice”: An Op-Ed by President-Elect William Henry Harrison
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February 18, 2022I’m Abraham Lincoln and I Beg of You, Please Commemorate My Birthday with Mattress Sales
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February 18, 2022My Real Life as a Writer vs. the Award-Winning Biopic About My Life as a Writer
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February 17, 2022The Lunch Lady from the High School in Euphoria Announces This Week’s Menu