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Archive
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July 3, 2020It’s Time to Sign the Declaration of Independence, and I, Elbridge Gerry, Will Have the Biggest Signature of All
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July 2, 2020The Best Thing About Each Amendment in the Bill of Rights, in Haiku
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July 2, 2020Kink-Shaming and a Cover-Up: Benjamin Franklin and the Story of the US Standard Measurement System
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July 2, 2020A Wake Up Call
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July 2, 2020We Have Heard Your Complaints About Police Brutality and We Are Solving the Problem By Inserting a CGI Black Character Into Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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July 1, 2020We Shouldn’t Presume That the Velociraptor Experts Know the Best Way to Deal With Velociraptor Attacks
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July 1, 2020Canadian Proverbs
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July 1, 2020Remotely Piloted Medicine System
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July 1, 2020Dude, You’ve Gotta Check Out This Virginia Woolf Chick
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June 30, 2020“Show Me That Smile Again”: An Oral History of the Theme Song to Growing Pains
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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June 30, 2020It’s a Simple Question: Why?