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Archive
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July 10, 2018Dog People vs. Cat People vs. Alligator Snapping Turtle People
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July 10, 2018Theme Park Food Choices: Tips for Today’s Mom
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July 10, 2018I Am a Woman Who Wants You to Hock That Sweet Loogie Over My Way, Big Boy
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July 9, 2018Seeking Technical Mechanics Project Facilitator for Flow-Management Optimalization, Back-End Concordance Manifestations, and Other Things Too
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July 9, 2018Every Single Possible Way I Have Attempted to Repurpose Nabokov’s Famous Line “(Picnic, Lightning)”
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July 9, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Celebrate the Ninth of July
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July 9, 2018Just Wear the Goddamn Swimsuit
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July 6, 2018Theater of Your Mind Presents: It’s 2:47 AM!
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July 6, 2018Completely Neutral, Race-Blind College Admissions Questions
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July 6, 2018Animals Got Problems: We All Have Our Secrets
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July 6, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: For the Girls
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July 6, 2018I Was Going to Vote Democrat This November Until All This Incivility Forced Me Back on the Trump Train