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July 20, 2023Now I Am Become Pretentious, the Sayer of a Famous Quote
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July 20, 2023My Political Career Should Not Be Defined by the One Time I Got My Dick Stuck in a CVS Blood Pressure Machine
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July 19, 2023We’re Subletting Our Fourth Bed Space While Bedmate Visits Chocolate Factory
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July 19, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Eric McHenry
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July 19, 2023An Actual Boy Genius Finds Out About the Band boygenius
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July 18, 2023Popular Sins, Explained
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July 18, 2023My Wife and I Share Household Duties, Actually
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July 17, 2023I Am a Monster Hell Bent on Destroying Earth, but Humans Are More Concerned That I’m a Lesbian
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July 17, 2023Side Hustles of My High School Students or Second Jobs of My Teacher Friends?
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July 14, 2023Why Yes, This Human Internment Camp Did Used to Be a Topgolf
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July 14, 2023My Stepdaughter Cinderella Is Simply Not Being Realistic with Her Expectations and It’s Very Disturbing to Me
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July 13, 2023It’s the Job of My Dreams, But I’d Have to Write a Cover Letter, So Never Mind