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August 4, 2023I Regret to Announce That I Will Not Be Canceling My Plans with You Tonight
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August 4, 2023Famous Taglines That Have No Sexual Innuendo Whatsoever
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August 3, 2023Really? You’re Too Good for Our Newsletter? Wow
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August 3, 2023Other Election Fraud Indictment Quotes That Indicate Co-Conspirator 1 Is Probably Rudy Giuliani
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August 2, 2023I Am Trump’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer, and Once Again, I Have No Fucking Clue What Is Happening
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August 2, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Mary Austin Speaker
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August 2, 2023I’m a Four-Year-Old on Prednisone, and I’m About to Bench Press this Power Wheels
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August 1, 2023Captain Ahab’s Third Hour Playing the Claw Machine at Dave & Buster’s
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August 1, 2023Things I Definitely Wouldn’t Bring If I Were Stranded on a Desert Island
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July 31, 2023This Summer, I’m Gonna Totally Bang Emily Dickinson
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July 31, 2023Dangerous Children’s Picture Books That Could Be Lurking in Your Home
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July 28, 2023Summer’s in Full Swing at the Clam ‘n’ Putt