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July 28, 2023Take a Break from Earth’s Heat and Come Cool Off in Hell
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July 27, 2023We Promise Our STEM Toys Will Never Teach Your Child the Humanities
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July 27, 2023I’m the Sapphic-Coded Best Friend in a Movie or TV Show, and I’m Definitely Not Queerbaiting
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July 26, 2023Use My New Slang in Meetings and Score Accordingly
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July 25, 2023The Louvre Is Thrilled to Announce It Is Rebranding to “UVR”
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July 25, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Daniel Brock Johnson
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July 25, 2023Breakup Clichés with Cheryl, a Sassy ’90s Sitcom Character
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July 24, 2023Grab a Quick Lunch at Our Fast-Casual Slop Trough
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July 24, 2023Based on Quotes from Last Night’s Dinner, Do My Parents Want Me to Give Them a Grandkid or Join a Multilevel Marketing Scheme?
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July 21, 2023“Barbie Girl” by Ernest Hemingway
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July 21, 2023The Sun Also Rises Drinking Game
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July 21, 2023Ernest Hemingway’s “Hills Like White Oliphaunts”