The five stages of grief if you’re Donald Trump:

1. Distract self by marrying a new trophy wife

2. Get mad, furiously comb hair for half an hour, fire some people

3. Suffer a crisis of faith; begin to wonder if maybe money isn’t the key to happiness

4. Come to senses, have hot makeup sex with a big pile of money, fire some more people

5. Celebrate return to form by marrying a new trophy wife