IRAN eight miles this morning.”

“I’m on crutches because I got in JORDAN a basketball game.”

“You coming to the party tomorrow night?”

“We’re headed to IRAQ concert.”

ISRAEL Madrid going to release David Beckham?”

“That carny game was a waste of money!”
“Yeah, EGYPT us.”

“You got a 179 on the LSATs? OMAN you’re an asshole.”

“I bet we’re going to invade SYRIA next.”