Joe is taller than Tom, but shorter than Susanna. If Susanna is also taller than Tom, then when will Susanna ever stop thinking that men won’t date her because her height is “intimidating?”

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At a concert, Cynthia and her friends are standing ten feet away from the stage. If Cynthia is seventy-four inches tall, and four people behind her are complaining about her blocking the view, how many times will she apologize for something she has no control of whatsoever?

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Sarah purchases three versions of the same dress that fit her perfectly. If she has two weddings, and three baby showers to attend this summer, what percentage of people will stare at her because she looks good? What percentage will stare at her because she’s in the 99th height percentile?

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At store A, a tall inseam is 34" long, while at store B, it’s 33" long. As Daniella has a 37" inseam, when will she stop the deep-rooted thought pattern that she is less feminine than her shorter peers because of her height?

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Zil’s closest friends are all on average seven inches shorter than she is. In a standard group photo of Zil and her friends posted to Twitter, how many unnecessary comments will height fetishists make about her stature?

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Alison is on a five-hour economy flight. The airline states the amount of legroom per seat is thirty inches. If the distance from Alison’s knee to hip is twenty-six inches seated, how long will it take for Alison to realize her bad posture is derived from trying to fit in with her shorter friends?

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In four blocks, Karina trips once. In a twenty-one block trip, determine how many times Karina debates with herself whether her height makes her clumsy and awkward, or if that’s just the way she is.

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Margaret is six feet tall and thirty years old. At 1:30 p.m., the CEO of her company snuck behind her and measured back to back to see who is taller. How comfortable was Margaret with this? Prove that if she were a man, this would still happen to her.

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A typical grocery store is 45,000 square feet, and the highest shelf height is five and a half feet tall. In an aisle with three other people, how many of them will tell Claire that she should be proud of her height, as if they assumed she was not confident about it before?

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Kristin spent over 5,000 days in her life internalizing every comment made about her height. Why did it take her twenty-nine years to finally feel comfortable in her own body?