Unqualified Successes of George W. Bush’s Two Terms in Office (So Far)

Although I Like a Good George W. Bush Joke as Much as the Next Guy, Some of Them Seem Gratuitous and Mean-Spirited

Pretty Much the Way Some Tool on the Plane Was Telling Jokes While I Was Wondering If We Were All Going to Die in a Thunderstorm Over the Atlantic Ocean

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

List: My Minimalist Lifehacks

Rihanna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money,” Expanded for Freelancers

Listen Up, Other Holidays, It’s Me, Presidents’ Day