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Ways One Might Describe the New Color of the Interior Walls at the Architecture Firm Where I Work.

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SALLI BEAMS

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Salmon
Salmony
Salmony pink
Surprising
“Coral”
Coral, kind of
Brownish pink
Pinky rusty
Sort of reddishy pink
Bloody awful

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