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Alex Russell
Alex Russell is a poet and mental health practitioner based in Norwich (UK). Their other work, including the free micro-collection of poems about cryptozoology and queerness “Unknown Tracks” (Ghost City Press), is not quite as funny. Sorry about that.
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