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Alexander Kern

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Alexander Kern is a full time legal records clerk and part time writer. When he is not attempting to be the next Harvey Pekar, he lives, works, and enjoys the company of his wife and their senior cat in Seattle, Washington. His most recent work is the satirical book The Picayune Intelligencer: Collected Articles 1962-2015.

July 24, 2017

List: Ten Popular Songs That Would Have Been Different Had They Been Co-Written With Influential Thinkers From History

ALEXANDER KERN

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October 10, 2018

My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”

BEN HAYSLETT
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

COLIN NISSAN
October 8, 2018

Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor

HARMONY COX
October 12, 2018

I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power

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List: Fresh Middle-Ground Alternatives Between NIMBY and YIMBY

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