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Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri writes a humor column for the Washington Post, and also plays and books and other things. Her new book AP’s US History: Important American Documents (I Made Up) comes out April 2023.
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September 23, 2022Famous Chess Matches, If Some of the Players Were Cheating Using Vibrating Anal Beads, a Thing That Is Allegedly Happening in the Chess World and Is Not Something Random That I Made Up
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January 16, 2019Finally, A Razor For Men
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June 22, 2018Fashion Tips for Visiting a Detention Center Filled With Children Who Were Ripped From Their Parents’ Arms
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