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Ali Elkin
Ali Elkin is a writer and a former segment producer at Full Frontal With Samantha Bee. Her writing has appeared in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, the New York Times, and elsewhere, behind a paywall. She lives in New York.
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September 7, 2022A Non-Disclosure Agreement Between Me, a Parent/Content Creator, and You, My Toddler/Content
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November 2, 2021I’m Your Pediatrician and I’m Worried You’re Not Growing Up to Be a Hardbody
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September 20, 2018It’s Me, the Plucky, Unlikely Heroine of the Children’s Books That Defined You
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June 26, 2018Countries of Europe Ranked by Civility (1939-1945)
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August 14, 2017On Tonight’s Episode of Hoarders: The Digital Edition
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June 19, 2017An Oral History of Quentin Tarantino as Told to Me By Men I’ve Dated
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