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Articles by
Ali Elkin
Ali Elkin is a writer for the Internet. She lives in Brooklyn with everybody else.
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November 2, 2021I’m Your Pediatrician and I’m Worried You’re Not Growing Up to Be a Hardbody
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September 20, 2018It’s Me, the Plucky, Unlikely Heroine of the Children’s Books That Defined You
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June 26, 2018Countries of Europe Ranked by Civility (1939-1945)
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August 14, 2017On Tonight’s Episode of Hoarders: The Digital Edition
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June 19, 2017An Oral History of Quentin Tarantino as Told to Me By Men I’ve Dated
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 3, 2022Thank You, Teachers. Here’s a Piece of Candy Glued to Cardstock