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Ali Elkin
Ali Elkin is a writer for the Internet. She lives in Brooklyn with everybody else.
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September 20, 2018Monologue: It’s Me, the Plucky, Unlikely Heroine of the Children’s Books That Defined You
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June 26, 2018List: Countries of Europe Ranked by Civility (1939-1945)
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August 14, 2017On Tonight’s Episode of Hoarders: The Digital Edition
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June 19, 2017An Oral History of Quentin Tarantino as Told to Me By Men I’ve Dated
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe
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March 21, 2019List: A Short Description of Cultural Appropriation for Non-Believers, Part II
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March 21, 2019Job Hunt: The Board Game
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March 21, 2019List: What Happens If You Say “Thank You” to Someone Who Wasn’t Complimenting You