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Articles by
Alison Rosen
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October 7, 2010Your Money… Your Job… Your Life, With Alison Rosen: Column 6: The Importance of Passion in the Workplace
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July 1, 2010Your Money… Your Job… Your Life, With Alison Rosen: Column 5: You Can Haz Rewarding Career! (or Maybe: “Use Internet Slang to Sound Relevant”)
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September 17, 2009Your Money… Your Job… Your Life, With Alison Rosen: Column 4: Poverty is Wonderful (or, Why You Should Be Grateful to Be Poor)
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April 29, 2009Your Money… Your Job… Your Life, With Alison Rosen: Column 3: How to Raise Your Spirits During These Dire Times
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April 7, 2009Your Money… Your Job… Your Life, With Alison Rosen: Column 2: Ten Easy Ways to Jump-Start Your Finances
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March 25, 2009Your Money… Your Job… Your Life, With Alison Rosen: Column 1: The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Getting and Keeping a Job in This Economy
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June 27, 2008Pickup Lines to Use While Moving
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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