Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
Alison Rosen
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October 7, 2010Your Money… Your Job… Your Life, With Alison Rosen: Column 6: The Importance of Passion in the Workplace
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July 1, 2010Your Money… Your Job… Your Life, With Alison Rosen: Column 5: You Can Haz Rewarding Career! (or Maybe: “Use Internet Slang to Sound Relevant”)
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September 17, 2009Your Money… Your Job… Your Life, With Alison Rosen: Column 4: Poverty is Wonderful (or, Why You Should Be Grateful to Be Poor)
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April 29, 2009Your Money… Your Job… Your Life, With Alison Rosen: Column 3: How to Raise Your Spirits During These Dire Times
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April 7, 2009Your Money… Your Job… Your Life, With Alison Rosen: Column 2: Ten Easy Ways to Jump-Start Your Finances
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March 25, 2009Your Money… Your Job… Your Life, With Alison Rosen: Column 1: The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Getting and Keeping a Job in This Economy
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June 27, 2008List: Pickup Lines to Use While Moving
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral