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Alyssa Machle John
Alyssa Machle John is an illustrator, landscape architect, and animal enthusiast. You can find her art in her Etsy shop and on Instagram @alyssadrawsthings.
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February 19, 2020Animals Got Problems: Seize the Day… Tomorrow
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January 8, 2020Animals Got Problems: Two’s A Crowd
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November 20, 2019Animals Got Problems: Wake Me Up When November Ends
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October 23, 2019Animals Got Problems: What Does It All Mean, Anyway?
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October 2, 2019Animals Got Problems: All By Myself
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February 20, 2019Animals Got Problems: It’s Tough Out There
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December 14, 2018Animals Got Problems: Maybe I’ll Stay Home Today
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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September 21, 2018Animals Got Problems: Nothing Really Matters
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September 6, 2018Animals Got Problems: Quiet Lives of Desperation
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August 14, 2018Animals Got Problems: This One is for the Birds
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July 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: You Can’t Choose Your Family
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