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Alyssa Machle John

Alyssa Machle John is an illustrator, landscape architect, and animal enthusiast. You can find her art in her Etsy shop and on Instagram @alyssadrawsthings.

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by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John
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Animals Got Problems: Maybe I’ll Stay Home Today

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Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting

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September 21, 2018

Animals Got Problems: Nothing Really Matters

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Animals Got Problems: Quiet Lives of Desperation

by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John
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Animals Got Problems: This One is for the Birds

by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John
July 19, 2018

Animals Got Problems: You Can’t Choose Your Family

by Alyssa Machle John and Jory John

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