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Alyssa Machle John
Alyssa Machle John is an illustrator, landscape architect, and animal enthusiast. You can find her art in her Etsy shop and on Instagram @alyssadrawsthings.
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October 2, 2019Animals Got Problems: All By Myself
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February 20, 2019Animals Got Problems: It’s Tough Out There
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December 14, 2018Animals Got Problems: Maybe I’ll Stay Home Today
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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September 21, 2018Animals Got Problems: Nothing Really Matters
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September 6, 2018Animals Got Problems: Quiet Lives of Desperation
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August 14, 2018Animals Got Problems: This One is for the Birds
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July 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: You Can’t Choose Your Family
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July 6, 2018Animals Got Problems: We All Have Our Secrets
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June 21, 2018Animals Got Problems: Every Day is a Struggle
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September 23, 2019It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 11, 2019Comparative Media Studies 201: “Heterosexual Undertones in Top Gun”
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July 22, 2016List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?
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July 23, 2019We Built a Giant Casino In an Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City and We Can’t Understand Where All the High Rollers Are
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