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Alyssa Machle John
Alyssa Machle John is an illustrator, landscape architect, and animal enthusiast. You can find her art in her Etsy shop and on Instagram @alyssadrawsthings.
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February 20, 2019Animals Got Problems: It’s Tough Out There
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December 14, 2018Animals Got Problems: Maybe I’ll Stay Home Today
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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September 21, 2018Animals Got Problems: Nothing Really Matters
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September 6, 2018Animals Got Problems: Quiet Lives of Desperation
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August 14, 2018Animals Got Problems: This One is for the Birds
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July 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: You Can’t Choose Your Family
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July 6, 2018Animals Got Problems: We All Have Our Secrets
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June 21, 2018Animals Got Problems: Every Day is a Struggle
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes