February 19, 2020 Animals Got Problems Seize the Day… Tomorrow by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John - - - - - - Sloths Owls Cats Existentialism Animals Problems As little as $1 a month ($12 a year!) goes a long way towards supporting our editorial staff and contributors while keeping us ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today. Become a patron Share Tweet