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All posts tagged
cats
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July 10, 2018Dog People vs. Cat People vs. Alligator Snapping Turtle People
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June 29, 2017My Cat Won’t Make Viral Videos
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March 6, 2017List: Product Reviews for Cat Owners
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September 28, 2016List: The Ways People on Dateline “Had it All” According to the Family Cat
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March 21, 2016Hungover Bear and Friends: Sing For You
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December 17, 2015List: Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren’t Aware Of
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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September 18, 2014Cat Performance Review
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July 18, 2014Open Letters: An Open Letter to Myself When I Had Seven Cats
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February 6, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Leopards
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause