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All posts tagged
cats
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April 9, 2012FDA-Approved Patient Information for Catrecil
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March 5, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Variety
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February 2, 2012What My Pets Say About Me
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December 5, 2011I’m Sorry That My Robot Car Ran Over Your Robot Cat
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November 4, 2011The Lost Home Movies of Director John Ford, Starring His Cats
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August 2, 2011The Writer of a Cat Food Commercial Confronts a Focus Group
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June 24, 2011Okay, Babies Don’t Always Land On Their Feet
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March 3, 2011I’ve Been Told My LOLCat Captions Are Too Wordy
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November 5, 2010Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 3: I Think I Found Your Cat
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October 25, 2010I, Hang in There Kitty, Am Pretty Sure This Will Be the Day That I Finally Fall to My Death
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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October 2, 2023Thank You for Submitting Your Homeless Shelter Application, but We’ve Decided to Use City Funds for Thirty-Five New Pickleball Courts Instead
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October 2, 2023McSweeney’s Books: A Conversation with Dave Eggers About His Book, The Eyes and the Impossible
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October 2, 2023If Burger King’s Jingle “Whopper Whopper” Were the Only Literary Form
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover