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cats
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October 25, 2010I, Hang in There Kitty, Am Pretty Sure This Will Be the Day That I Finally Fall to My Death
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June 8, 2009Dispatches From a Hangdog Bankrupt: Dispatch 1: The Costliest Ten-Dollar Cat in Texas
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April 4, 2008Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go in Europe: Zvouros, the Clawed Guardian of the Acropolis
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September 22, 2006An Open Letter to My Cats, Who Are Jealous of My New Baby Daughter and Are Acting Out Now That She Receives All the Attention
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July 18, 2006Future Garfield Strips, If Garfield Aged at the Normal Feline Rate (Based On Real Life Experiences With a Twentysomething Cat)
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May 11, 2006David Caruso Scolds His Cat About Its Lackadaisical Litter Box Use
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April 4, 2006An Open Letter to My Cat, Abbie
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September 23, 2005Stories About My Puma
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August 9, 2005An Open Letter to the Cat, Who Pushes Glasses Off the Kitchen Counter While We’re Trying to Sleep
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April 26, 2005Translated Thoughts And Questions That Are Running Through A North Korean Refugee’s Mind When He Is Awarded Political Asylum In The United States, Settles Down, Turns On The Television, And The First Thing He Sees Is A Fancy Feast Cat Food Commercial
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