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Jory John
Jory John is a New York Times bestselling author of books for both children and adults. He is a two-time E.B. White Read-Aloud Honor recipient. Jory’s books include All my friends are dead, Penguin Problems and Goodnight Already!, among many others. He can be found at joryjohn.com, or on Instagram @animalsgotproblems
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September 21, 2018Animals Got Problems: Nothing Really Matters
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September 10, 2018List: Haiku Interrupted By Drones
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September 6, 2018Animals Got Problems: Quiet Lives of Desperation
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August 14, 2018Animals Got Problems: This One is for the Birds
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July 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: You Can’t Choose Your Family
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July 6, 2018Animals Got Problems: We All Have Our Secrets
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June 21, 2018Animals Got Problems: Every Day is a Struggle
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April 16, 2018They Told Me My “Hive Mind” Posts on Facebook Could Be Solved With a Little Googling, But I Prefer to Stick to My “Hive Mind” Posts on Facebook, Thank You Very Much
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March 19, 2018What is Blip and Why is Everybody Talking About It?
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December 22, 2016I’m an Excellent Conversationalist on Airplanes
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November 22, 2016
I Wonder if Everybody at This Thanksgiving Dinner Party Knows I’m Vegan -
September 9, 2016Monologue: Son, Don’t Make Any Weird Faces During This Sporting Event or You’ll Probably Become an Internet Meme
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power