ARTICLES BY
Jory John

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Monologue: Son, Don’t Make Any Weird Faces During This Sporting Event or You’ll Probably Become an Internet Meme (9/9/2016)

Monologue: Vanna White at Three in the Morning (4/29/2016)

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids (11/12/2015)

In Retrospect, Maybe I Shouldn’t Have Been So Quick to Move Out of Mark Zuckerberg’s Harvard Dorm Room (10/23/2015)

Sometimes I Have Conflicting Emotions About Having Invented the Internet (9/24/2015)

I’m an Expert Haggler at Garage Sales (7/24/2015)

I’m Thinking About Launching My Podcast Pretty Soon (7/21/2014)

Sting Gets Stung (11/15/2013)

Scandal Befalls McGruff the Crime Dog (5/21/2013)

Is the Google Street View Van Really Supposed to Be In My Living Room? (4/19/2013)

I Knew it Was a Mistake to Go On a Road Trip With Alex Trebek (3/28/2013)

Nate Silver Offers Up a Statistical Analysis of Your Failing Relationship (2/26/2013)

Monologue: Pat Sajak Tries to Talk Himself Into Going to Work Again (1/29/2013)

Excerpts From My 2012 Day-By-Day Mayan Calendar (12/21/2012)

List: Suggested Buzzfeed Articles (7/17/2012)

Interviews With the Stars: Cell-Phone Pocket-Dial Edition (2/29/2008)

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