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Jory John

Jory John is a New York Times bestselling author of books for both children and adults. He is a two-time E.B. White Read-Aloud Honor recipient. Jory’s books include All my friends are dead, Penguin Problems and Goodnight Already!, among many others. He can be found at joryjohn.com, or on Instagram @animalsgotproblems

April 29, 2016

Monologue: Vanna White at Three in the Morning

JORY JOHN
November 12, 2015

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

JORY JOHN
October 23, 2015

In Retrospect, Maybe I Shouldn’t Have Been So Quick to Move Out of Mark Zuckerberg’s Harvard Dorm Room

JORY JOHN
September 24, 2015

Sometimes I Have Conflicting Emotions About Having Invented the Internet

JORY JOHN
July 24, 2015

I’m an Expert Haggler at Garage Sales

JORY JOHN
July 21, 2014

I’m Thinking About Launching My Podcast Pretty Soon

JORY JOHN
November 15, 2013

Sting Gets Stung

JORY JOHN
May 21, 2013

Scandal Befalls McGruff the Crime Dog

JORY JOHN
April 19, 2013

Is the Google Street View Van Really Supposed to Be In My Living Room?

JORY JOHN
March 28, 2013

I Knew it Was a Mistake to Go On a Road Trip With Alex Trebek

JORY JOHN
February 26, 2013

Nate Silver Offers Up a Statistical Analysis of Your Failing Relationship

JORY JOHN
January 29, 2013

Monologue: Pat Sajak Tries to Talk Himself Into Going to Work Again

JORY JOHN

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