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Jory John
Jory John is a New York Times bestselling author of books for both children and adults. He is a two-time E.B. White Read-Aloud Honor recipient. Jory’s books include All my friends are dead, Penguin Problems and Goodnight Already!, among many others. He can be found at joryjohn.com.
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April 16, 2018They Told Me My “Hive Mind” Posts on Facebook Could Be Solved With a Little Googling, But I Prefer to Stick to My “Hive Mind” Posts on Facebook, Thank You Very Much
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November 22, 2016I Wonder if Everybody at This Thanksgiving Dinner Party Knows I’m Vegan
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September 9, 2016Son, Don’t Make Any Weird Faces During This Sporting Event or You’ll Probably Become an Internet Meme
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April 29, 2016Vanna White at Three in the Morning
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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October 23, 2015In Retrospect, Maybe I Shouldn’t Have Been So Quick to Move Out of Mark Zuckerberg’s Harvard Dorm Room
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September 24, 2015Sometimes I Have Conflicting Emotions About Having Invented the Internet
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