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Articles by
Jory John
Jory John is a New York Times bestselling author of books for both children and adults. He is a two-time E.B. White Read-Aloud Honor recipient. Jory’s books include All my friends are dead, Penguin Problems and Goodnight Already!, among many others. He can be found at joryjohn.com.
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December 22, 2016I’m an Excellent Conversationalist on Airplanes
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November 22, 2016
I Wonder if Everybody at This Thanksgiving Dinner Party Knows I’m Vegan -
September 9, 2016Monologue: Son, Don’t Make Any Weird Faces During This Sporting Event or You’ll Probably Become an Internet Meme
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April 29, 2016Monologue: Vanna White at Three in the Morning
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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October 23, 2015In Retrospect, Maybe I Shouldn’t Have Been So Quick to Move Out of Mark Zuckerberg’s Harvard Dorm Room
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September 24, 2015Sometimes I Have Conflicting Emotions About Having Invented the Internet
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July 24, 2015I’m an Expert Haggler at Garage Sales
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July 21, 2014I’m Thinking About Launching My Podcast Pretty Soon
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November 15, 2013Sting Gets Stung
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May 21, 2013Scandal Befalls McGruff the Crime Dog
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April 19, 2013Is the Google Street View Van Really Supposed to Be In My Living Room?