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Jory John
Jory John is a New York Times bestselling author of books for both children and adults. He is a two-time E.B. White Read-Aloud Honor recipient. Jory’s books include All my friends are dead, Penguin Problems and Goodnight Already!, among many others. He can be found at joryjohn.com.
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July 24, 2015I’m an Expert Haggler at Garage Sales
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July 21, 2014I’m Thinking About Launching My Podcast Pretty Soon
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November 15, 2013Sting Gets Stung
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May 21, 2013Scandal Befalls McGruff the Crime Dog
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April 19, 2013Is the Google Street View Van Really Supposed to Be In My Living Room?
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March 28, 2013I Knew it Was a Mistake to Go On a Road Trip With Alex Trebek
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February 26, 2013Nate Silver Offers Up a Statistical Analysis of Your Failing Relationship
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January 29, 2013Pat Sajak Tries to Talk Himself Into Going to Work Again
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July 17, 2012Suggested Buzzfeed Articles
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January 4, 2012Excerpts From My 2012 Day-By-Day Mayan Calendar
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February 29, 2008Interviews With the Stars: Cell-Phone Pocket-Dial Edition
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