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Jory John
Jory John is a New York Times bestselling author of books for both children and adults. He is a two-time E.B. White Read-Aloud Honor recipient. Jory’s books include All my friends are dead, Penguin Problems and Goodnight Already!, among many others. He can be found at joryjohn.com.
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July 17, 2012List: Suggested Buzzfeed Articles
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January 4, 2012Excerpts From My 2012 Day-By-Day Mayan Calendar
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February 29, 2008Interviews With the Stars: Cell-Phone Pocket-Dial Edition
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