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Articles by
Jory John
Jory John is a New York Times bestselling author of books for both children and adults. He is a two-time E.B. White Read-Aloud Honor recipient. Jory’s books include All my friends are dead, Penguin Problems and Goodnight Already!, among many others. He can be found at joryjohn.com.
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March 28, 2013I Knew it Was a Mistake to Go On a Road Trip With Alex Trebek
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February 26, 2013Nate Silver Offers Up a Statistical Analysis of Your Failing Relationship
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January 29, 2013Monologue: Pat Sajak Tries to Talk Himself Into Going to Work Again
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July 17, 2012List: Suggested Buzzfeed Articles
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January 4, 2012Excerpts From My 2012 Day-By-Day Mayan Calendar
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February 29, 2008Interviews With the Stars: Cell-Phone Pocket-Dial Edition
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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June 7, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do