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animals
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August 7, 2024Animal Farewells for the Sixth Extinction
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February 2, 2022Punxsutawney Phil Reckons with His Jungian Shadow
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January 5, 2022Everything We Currently Know About Birds
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October 1, 2021I Have Decided to Live the Remainder of My Life as a Simple Woodland Creature
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September 3, 2021Do Not Feed the Duck—You Will Only Enable Him
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June 10, 2020The Mating Game
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February 19, 2020Animals Got Problems: Seize the Day… Tomorrow
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February 19, 2020The Great American Bison: A History of Death and Resilience
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January 31, 2020Punxsutawney Phil Drunk Dials His High School Crush
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January 8, 2020Animals Got Problems: Two’s A Crowd
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
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January 14, 2025Mark Zuckerberg Makes Meta More Masculine
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January 13, 2025Your Mom Has Been Acquired by Omnimomcorp
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January 13, 2025An Apology from Snapple Regarding Several Snapple Facts That Went Out Last Year