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All posts tagged
animals
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July 6, 2018Animals Got Problems: We All Have Our Secrets
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June 21, 2018Animals Got Problems: Every Day is a Struggle
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April 6, 2018What Animals Think About EPA Chief Scott Pruitt
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March 6, 2018Literary Pet Names Using Puns Unworthy of Their Namesakes
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February 9, 2018I’m Just a Misunderstood Marbled Crayfish (Overlord) Who is Certainly Not Planning World Domination
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June 9, 2015Hey Look, Those Birds Are Fucking
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June 1, 2015@thereal_saintfrancis_: Animal Kingdom
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August 13, 2014Shakespearian Insult or Animal On Display at Harvard’s Museum of Natural History?
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August 6, 2014Animal Epiphanies
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August 28, 2013This Deer Won’t Look Both Ways
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought