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All posts tagged
animals
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April 6, 2018What Animals Think About EPA Chief Scott Pruitt
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March 6, 2018List: Literary Pet Names Using Puns Unworthy of Their Namesakes
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February 9, 2018Monologue: I’m Just a Misunderstood Marbled Crayfish (Overlord) Who is Certainly Not Planning World Domination
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June 9, 2015Hey Look, Those Birds Are Fucking
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June 1, 2015@thereal_saintfrancis_: Animal Kingdom
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August 13, 2014List: Shakespearian Insult or Animal On Display at Harvard’s Museum of Natural History?
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August 6, 2014List: Animal Epiphanies
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August 28, 2013This Deer Won’t Look Both Ways
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June 18, 2012Monologue: An Antelope from The Lion King Wonders Why He Was Invited to the Celebration of Simba’s Birth
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December 13, 2011When Animals Run Attack Ads
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 21, 2019Summary of Benefits and Coverage For Your New Garbage Health Insurance
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August 21, 2019List: Love Languages of a Male Feminist
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August 21, 2019Your Townie Neighbor Providing Directions In Your Rapidly Gentrifying Neighborhood
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August 20, 2019The Book of Genesis’s Genesis: The Genesis of the Band Genesis