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All posts tagged
animals
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March 6, 2018List: Literary Pet Names Using Puns Unworthy of Their Namesakes
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February 9, 2018Monologue: I’m Just a Misunderstood Marbled Crayfish (Overlord) Who is Certainly Not Planning World Domination
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June 9, 2015Hey Look, Those Birds Are Fucking
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June 1, 2015@thereal_saintfrancis_: Animal Kingdom
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August 13, 2014List: Shakespearian Insult or Animal On Display at Harvard’s Museum of Natural History?
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August 6, 2014List: Animal Epiphanies
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August 28, 2013This Deer Won’t Look Both Ways
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June 18, 2012Monologue: An Antelope from The Lion King Wonders Why He Was Invited to the Celebration of Simba’s Birth
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December 13, 2011When Animals Run Attack Ads
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September 16, 2011Monkey Business.
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money