All posts tagged
animals
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September 3, 2004List: Guide to Determining If You Are Constantly Being Mauled by Bears
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July 14, 2004List: Good Names for Vicious Dogs
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June 18, 2004List: Words That at First Glance Appear to be The Names of Warring Populations in Bad Science-Fiction Novels, but are Actually Strange Marsupials
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May 24, 2004List: Plant-Animal Hybrids that May Result from Genetic Engineering
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May 3, 2004List: Rethinking Horse Proverbs
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February 16, 2004Happiness Is a Warm Gun
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September 8, 2003While Mating at the Zoo, Behind the Various Cages, I Whisper Sweet One-Liners into My Girls’ Ears
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November 4, 2002List: Animals I Enjoy Imagining
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April 29, 2002List: What Alexander Graham Bell Might Have Said If His Assistant Was One of My Cats
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December 10, 2001List: Ineffective Ways to Subdue a Jaguar
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 2, 2018You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life
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June 29, 2018List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
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August 17, 2018OUR Wedding is All About YOU
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August 17, 2018List: A List of Things I’ve Said to Men this Week Instead of “You’re Wrong,” or “No” to Spare Their Feelings, Even Though They Were Wrong and I Knew the Right Answer
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August 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Ordinary Hands
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August 17, 2018Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results