animals

The Seduction Of The World’s Wildest Beasts: A How To

Monologue: Bit Bit, Speak!: A Monologue From the Canine Companion Of Britney Spears And Kevin Federline

List: Guide to Determining If You Are Constantly Being Mauled by Bears

List: Good Names for Vicious Dogs

List: Words That at First Glance Appear to be The Names of Warring Populations in Bad Science-Fiction Novels, but are Actually Strange Marsupials

List: Plant-Animal Hybrids that May Result from Genetic Engineering

List: Rethinking Horse Proverbs

Happiness Is a Warm Gun

While Mating at the Zoo, Behind the Various Cages, I Whisper Sweet One-Liners into My Girls’ Ears

List: Animals I Enjoy Imagining