Where I Would Look for Hungry, Hungry Hippos

While Mating at the Zoo, Behind the Various Cages, I Whisper Sweet One-Liners into My Girls’ Ears

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Josh Sims, Friend of the Jaguar

Deweyan-Pragmatist Playground Games and Rhymes

List: People I’d Have Sex with to Avoid “Dialing Down the Middle” with Carrot Top, As Revealed by a Recent Game of “Who Would You Rather Sleep With?”

An Obituary for the Weekend

Nihilist Dad Jokes

Don’t Call It a Comeback: Seinfeld, Ep. 181 “The Grovel”

Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Jean Lescure, from “The N+7 Method (An Individual Case of the W±n Method)”