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All posts tagged
animals
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May 24, 2004Plant-Animal Hybrids that May Result from Genetic Engineering
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May 3, 2004Rethinking Horse Proverbs
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February 16, 2004Happiness Is a Warm Gun
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September 8, 2003While Mating at the Zoo, Behind the Various Cages, I Whisper Sweet One-Liners into My Girls’ Ears
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November 4, 2002Animals I Enjoy Imagining
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April 29, 2002What Alexander Graham Bell Might Have Said If His Assistant Was One of My Cats
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December 10, 2001Ineffective Ways to Subdue a Jaguar
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April 26, 2001Like a Fox
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March 15, 2001Jojo And I
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November 27, 2000Noises That Select Political Pundits Would Make If They Were Wild Animals Instead of Political Pundits
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid