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animals

June 18, 2004

Words That at First Glance Appear to be The Names of Warring Populations in Bad Science-Fiction Novels, but are Actually Strange Marsupials

by Carrie Cizauskas
May 24, 2004

Plant-Animal Hybrids that May Result from Genetic Engineering

by J.D. Smith
May 3, 2004

Rethinking Horse Proverbs

by Joseph O’Brien
February 16, 2004

Happiness Is a Warm Gun

by Adam Maxwell
September 8, 2003

While Mating at the Zoo, Behind the Various Cages, I Whisper Sweet One-Liners into My Girls’ Ears

by Hari Raghavan
November 4, 2002

Animals I Enjoy Imagining

by Felix Muhl
April 29, 2002

What Alexander Graham Bell Might Have Said If His Assistant Was One of My Cats

by Rob Silk
December 10, 2001

Ineffective Ways to Subdue a Jaguar

by Elizabeth Butler
April 26, 2001

Like a Fox

by Matt Glarner
March 15, 2001

Jojo And I

by Kyle Kinsella

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