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Andrew Golden
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February 24, 2012Planning of Municipal Bus Line 11A Three Weeks Into the First Ron Paul Administration
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January 27, 2012Draft of a Public Service Anouncement for the Fair Housing Alliance
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August 26, 2011Old Man Watkins v. Leroy “Encyclopedia” Brown, et al.
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March 21, 2008A 1980s Teen Sex Comedy Becomes Politically Uncomfortable
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February 5, 2008Aesop’s Fables Teach Children the Art of Voter Suppression
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July 12, 2005International Pamphlets for Tourists: Great Moments in Azeri Baseball
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June 14, 2005An Episode of Star Trek Tediously Written for an Audience Entirely Composed of Remote Amazon Tribesmen
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July 8, 2004The North Korean State News Service Picks Up On Less Globally Relevant News
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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May 14, 2021A B-List Celebrity’s Rider or a Toddler’s Food Demands?
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May 14, 2021I’m Not Emotionally Available Enough to Be in a Relationship Right Now Because I Have a Lot Going on with My Thesis and I Was Raised by Jaguars in the Peruvian Amazon
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May 14, 2021Important New Findings on American Stress-Cheese Consumption During the Pandemic
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May 13, 2021A/B testing “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”