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Andrew Golden
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February 24, 2012Planning of Municipal Bus Line 11A Three Weeks Into the First Ron Paul Administration
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January 27, 2012Draft of a Public Service Anouncement for the Fair Housing Alliance
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August 26, 2011Old Man Watkins v. Leroy “Encyclopedia” Brown, et al.
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March 21, 2008A 1980s Teen Sex Comedy Becomes Politically Uncomfortable
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February 5, 2008Aesop’s Fables Teach Children the Art of Voter Suppression
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July 12, 2005International Pamphlets for Tourists: Great Moments in Azeri Baseball
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June 14, 2005An Episode of Star Trek Tediously Written for an Audience Entirely Composed of Remote Amazon Tribesmen
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July 8, 2004The North Korean State News Service Picks Up On Less Globally Relevant News
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey