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Andrew Golden

February 24, 2012

Planning of Municipal Bus Line 11A Three Weeks Into the First Ron Paul Administration

by Andrew Golden
January 27, 2012

Draft of a Public Service Anouncement for the Fair Housing Alliance

by Andrew Golden
August 26, 2011

Old Man Watkins v. Leroy “Encyclopedia” Brown, et al.

by Andrew Golden
March 21, 2008

A 1980s Teen Sex Comedy Becomes Politically Uncomfortable

by Andrew Golden
February 5, 2008

Aesop’s Fables Teach Children the Art of Voter Suppression

by Andrew Golden
July 12, 2005

International Pamphlets for Tourists: Great Moments in Azeri Baseball

by Andrew Golden
June 14, 2005

An Episode of Star Trek Tediously Written for an Audience Entirely Composed of Remote Amazon Tribesmen

by Andrew Golden
July 8, 2004

The North Korean State News Service Picks Up On Less Globally Relevant News

by Andrew Golden

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