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Andrew Golden
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February 24, 2012Planning of Municipal Bus Line 11A Three Weeks Into the First Ron Paul Administration
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January 27, 2012Draft of a Public Service Anouncement for the Fair Housing Alliance
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August 26, 2011Old Man Watkins v. Leroy “Encyclopedia” Brown, et al.
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March 21, 2008A 1980s Teen Sex Comedy Becomes Politically Uncomfortable
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February 5, 2008Aesop’s Fables Teach Children the Art of Voter Suppression
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July 12, 2005International Pamphlets for Tourists: Great Moments in Azeri Baseball
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June 14, 2005An Episode of Star Trek Tediously Written for an Audience Entirely Composed of Remote Amazon Tribesmen
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July 8, 2004The North Korean State News Service Picks Up On Less Globally Relevant News
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021How to Write About Iran: A Guide for Journalists, Analysts, and Policymakers
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March 3, 2021It’s Me, Your Former Junior High School Bully, and I’m Sorry to Inform You That Karma Hasn’t Caught Up With Me Yet
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March 2, 2021A Graduate School Rejection Letter As Written by My Anxiety Disorder at 3 AM
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March 2, 2021Literary Alternatives to Social Distancing
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March 2, 2021Christopher CrossFit FAQs