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Andrew Golden
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February 24, 2012Planning of Municipal Bus Line 11A Three Weeks Into the First Ron Paul Administration
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January 27, 2012Draft of a Public Service Anouncement for the Fair Housing Alliance
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August 26, 2011Old Man Watkins v. Leroy “Encyclopedia” Brown, et al.
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March 21, 2008A 1980s Teen Sex Comedy Becomes Politically Uncomfortable
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February 5, 2008Aesop’s Fables Teach Children the Art of Voter Suppression
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July 12, 2005International Pamphlets for Tourists: Great Moments in Azeri Baseball
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June 14, 2005An Episode of Star Trek Tediously Written for an Audience Entirely Composed of Remote Amazon Tribesmen
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July 8, 2004The North Korean State News Service Picks Up On Less Globally Relevant News
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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